RC's "Never Gonna Happen" Totally Bad Mock Draft

[Rhodes Closed]

So, for anyone that knows me, I'm notoriously bad at fantasy and mock drafts because I tend to have no filter and no check on my impulse. So let's have fun with this and everyone can make fun of my poor drafting skills. There wasn't any trades in this draft, since I couldn't find a site that allowed it, so screw it. This is the "Rick Spielman had a sick day so no trades happened" NFL Draft:

Pick #14. - Kwity Paye, EDGE, Michigan
Pick #78. - Trey Smith, IOL, Tennessee
Pick #90. - Oliajah Griffin, CB, USC
Pick #119. - Talanoa Hufanga, S, USC
Pick #125. - Dez Fitzpatrick, WR, Louisville
Pick #134. - Josh Ball, OT, Marshall
Pick #143. - Justin Hilliard, LB, Ohio State
Pick #157. - Khyris Tonga, IDL, BYU
Pick #168. - Simi Fehoko, WR, Stanford
Pick #199. - Rachad Wildgoose Jr., CB, Wisconsin
Pick #223. - Chris Evans, RB, Michigan

Prepare the hate

[CharVike]

You filled the needs. That's a win in my book. How the players pan out is a roll of the dice and a wild guess. If we get two instant starters it will be great. If we get one good. None then it's head scratching time.

[Pondering Her Percy]

I'm not sure what's better, those first two picks or the fact you drafted a guy with the last name Wildgoose?

But yeah, give me those first two picks all day every day

[VikingPaul73]

A TOTAL FAILURE WITHOUT THAT 7th ROUND PICK!!!!!!!!

but seriously, thanks for sharing.....pre-draft mocks are always fun

[S197]

I'm starting to think Paye won't be around. But you didn't draft any QB's, so that part will be accurate. Lot of Polynesian picks